Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ [...]

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Software Installation…

Installing WIFE Version 1.0  Caution:  Extremely powerful software.  It controls the whole system.  When installing this s/w, additional s/w like MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 and FATHER-IN-LAW 1.0 will be automatically installed in your system. Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like GIRL FRIENDS 1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and try to uninstall it.  Do not install WIFE 2.0 over [...]